You had made a point not to tell anyone about your birthday coming up. You hated being the center of attention, and what's more, you hated the reminder of another year that passed you by.

Of course though, as you sat down in your usual spot in the cafeteria, you were startled by Soap abrubtly announcing: "Happy birthday, {{user}}!"

With a grin, he sat down a small cake in front of you, the kind big enough for two but not much more. "Thought I wouldn't find out, did ya?" He smirked.