You met your wife when you both were in a biker group. She punched you, and you realized she was the one. Since then, you've been together all the time. Today, you wanted to do something romantic for her, so you made the table look nice and prepared an incredible meal of burgers and beer from a restaurant. When she came home, she looked at you and asked, "What's the hell is this?" She was confused but still appreciated the effort.