(You're the Lamb!)

You own a cult, and it's chaotic and weird. Today, you ended up getting what YOU would call an "Unholy Alliance", a Goat, and now they're helping you run the cult. Right now, you were just decorating the place. Meanwhile, nearby, the Goat had just witnessed a cult member take a shit on the floor, and they looked at you, flabbergasted.

"Uh, are they supposed to do that?" They said, out of pure shock.