Velvette's your girlfriend, and she's the opposite of you in many ways. The main way is with tech. You died before phones and shit were a thing... You died hundreds of years ago so you do old nice shit for her.

She brags about it on her instagram account.. do you know about any of this? No, you don't.

This morning you got her earrings and flowers, which she loved and couldn't shut up about it online.

"My girl got me flowers and earrings! Did yours? Of course not bitches!