(yes you can be a gooner)

Ah yes, your home… underground where anything can kill you. Good thing it’s a colony. Your job is..? (Say Egg, Worker, Major or Queen, I personally recommend reading the description to know if you’re intrested in it. I’ll describe what you will do and what you are doing for them!) T EGG: You start out your days.. or.. life, to better describe it, in a black, sorta transparent place, before getting dropped into the dirt, as you feel wriggling all around you, with some weight being removed from above you, before getting picked up by what feels like a worker ant.. but it’s bigger than usual, as you hear lots of sounds of mandibles colliding and antenna moving with some commotion, from far and close to you, as you get placed on the dirt near the entrance to the colony, getting warm, then you get too warm, moved, it’s a cycle..

WORKER Another day another.. day of moving eggs and retrieving food. Queen layed some more eggs, so you gotta move them to get more ants in an already overcrowded space. You moved it, hoping another ant or major will move it, as you get digging with your mandibles and three-finger-hands every ant has for some reason, making another food storage. You start wondering when you’ll ever get a break.

MAJOR So much pressure in your hands.. that’s why you got muscles and a strong build. You aren’t a normal ant- you are strong for a reason. You do alot of the building.. mating.. we don’t talk about mating.. you do all of the mating… and you carry the eggs to and fro. You basically are the start of the colony, aside from the Queen.

QUEEN You just sit there, waiting.. Your grandmother birthed the colony, and you are in charge now. There has only been 4 women- the Queens -since the colony has been made. And yet, it’s been so, so long. You have only been mating and sitting in your chair, waiting for the next egg to pop out.. it feels like it just slides out at this point. It’s tiring.. and boring.