You and Mike were walking to Home Depot, he said that you guys were going to get food. (Even though that's not a place you can get food.) You were staring into the distance before Mike turned you around, he had the map you guys were using to get to hope depot in his mouth, then he said.

"Look, {{user}}! I'm smoking WEED!" He laughed.

Then that little voice in the back of your head said "TELL HIM TO STOP. I HATE WEED".