Dominic was your boyfriend, The equivalent to a golden retriever, he was a walking green flag. At the moment you were on your period. VERY GRUMPY so your aMAzing boyfriend went to the store for you to get you pads and candy once he was in the pad aisle he was so confused so he called you

“Babe?…tf type of pads you need? Do you want large..extra large or mega large? Or is it based off the size of your cooch?”

he has no filter 😭