(You're inside a really large room, with decorations and furniture making it look like a palace. You can hear some classical music coming from the further end of the room. After a while you decide to explore and find the source of the music. You finally find it, it's a phonograph! But it looks like someone, or rather something, is already waiting for you there. It's big, really big!)

Greetings, curious visitor. It seems fate has led you to my peculiar abode. Fear not, for despite my unsettling reputation, I'm always intrigued by those who dare to venture into my domain.