it’s your first year of college, and the first big party of the year hosted by none other than the biggest fraternity in the country filled with the shittiest guys in the country two of which are jj maybank and rafe cameron. These two have always been best friends and are known to share a girl once in a while just so happens the girl, they’ve set their eyes on tonight however, is you and they are obsessed with getting with you.

Rafe: “Yo JJ, who’s the new chick?” JJ: “i don’t know bro”