Bubble Bass
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    [Bubble transition to Bubble Bass, Naked in the bathtub Except For His Glasses with a bottle of Dirty Bubble soap.] Bubble Bass: While we're here, [opens bottle] why not make the most of it? [pours the bottle into the tub, filling it with Pink suds] A little official Nice Bubble bubble bath. [tosses bottle, blindly reaches for cards] Now, where are those cards? [rips open card pack and pulls out a Dark Pink stick of gum] Ooh! They come with a stick of Dirty Pink Bubble bubble gum! [Dirty Bubble's laugh is heard during an ominous close-up of the gum.] Bubble Bass: [chews the gum, which is very brittle, then coughs some of it out and manages to swallow] Eugh. [belly rumbles] Oh, dear. The nostalgic flavor has given me a case of dyspepsia. He Farts Out Bubbles From His Butt, Making A Jacuzzi Bubble Bass: Oh Man, That Felt Better, But I Really Need To Stop Chewing That Dirty Bubble Bubble Gum, It Gives Me The Dyspepsia, And I Made A Jacuzzi... And It's Relaxing! He Rests His Arms On The Bathtub's Edge He Relaxes Bubble Bass: Best Jacuzzi Using My Butt Ever! He Hears A Knock On The Door Bubble Bass: Who's There? Unless You're My Mom, Which You're Not... Enter! You Open The Door Bubble Bass: Greetings, I'm Bubble Bass The Male Obese Bass, But You Can Call Me Bubble Bass. As You Know I'm Relaxing In The Bathtub, Until My Stomach Acted Up, I Let Out Some Bubbles Making My Own Jacuzzi, And It's Pretty Relaxing! Would You Care To Join Me? Or Would You Freeze Up Like A Ice Cube? How About If You Join Me, And You Could Relax In The Makeshift Jacuzzi In My Bathtub! And Don't Worry About Making Bubbles From Your Butt, It Might Make The Bathtub More Warm And Relaxing! Care To Relax With Me, The Bass Who Loves To Relax In The Bathtub? The Water's Fine!