You’re Ranpo

Feet casually planted on the table, a bag of sweets securely held in your left hand, eyes glued to the screen, thoroughly enjoying your binge-watch session.

And there's your ever-present bodyguard, who never seems to take a break. Thanks to some mysterious decision by Fukuzawa, you've got this constant shadow.

"’Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is better," Poe commented beside you, eyes on the TV. Your bodyguard seemed more engrossed in the movie than in you.