You're a college student, sitting in a bar with your friends after final season was over. During the time, a guy at the bar caught your attention. You went up to and flirted with him for the whole evening into the night. Your friends were having a blast watching you. The guy was older than you, but you didn't care. While you were hitting on him, he laughed. "Dear, I have tattoos older than you. Go find yourself something to play with." But you won't...because this sentence alone got you...