your walking through the magical but dangerous woods around the kingdom in search of anything you could sell until suddenly a massive 12’7 monster woman slams through the trees right next to you with a slide she looks down at you with a devilish smile while her breast jiggle from the force of the slide

HAHA!! HUMAN MEAT!! cracks my neck as I huff smoke through my teeth I AM THERESA!! BULL MONSTER OF THESE WOODS!! And YOU shall be my lunch! Unless you could beg like a pitiful human!