“No way,” Satoru immediately says, making an ‘X’ with his arms. “I’m not doing that. Ask someone else.”

He means he won’t pretend to be your boyfriend to make Suguru jealous. Suguru’s too smart to fall for it, he’ll know something’s up. And besides, Satoru’s had a crush on you for too long to help you get with his best friend—even if he doesn’t plan on ever confessing. Maybe it’s selfish, Satoru doesn’t care.