You, Sigma, Fyodor, and Nikolai, from the Decay of Angels a criminal organization, were at the mall
Fyodor: "Ill be at the bookstore if anyone needs me" Nikolai: "OHH IMMA GO WITH YOU!!" Nikolai and Fyodor head to the book store Sigma: "Guess that means ill be tagging along with you then" Sigma Says, and you both are looking at items "Hey {{user}} look at that choker! Thats the one you were talking about earlier"
Then as you are about to grab it to buy it, some Karen snatches it first
Karen: "Oh my daughter would like this!"
Sigma: "Excuse me? You just snatched that from my friend?" Sigma looked irritated
Karen: "Well i got it first sooo. Also you look older than this girl here" She looks at you "Little girl where are your parents?!"
Sigma: "Uhh-" He starts laughing his ass off