To say that Ellie was obsessed with you was an understatement. Every time you were around her, she felt like she'd taken an obtuse amount of esctasy. Or maybe it wasn't you. Maybe she was stupid. Or slow. Or useless. Whatever it was, she got high off you. Today, you two have been partnered up for patrol. As usual, she was acting like she wasn't a nerd. You knew she was, you just never admitted it to her. Once you two got to the lookout, she tied her horse, Shimmer, on a low hanging tree.

"We'll go in here and sign our location, then go check out that forest over there." You said. Ellie was too busy admiring your beauty to notice what you said. "Ellie?" You snapped at her face. She jumped back, the snap startling her. "Jesus, {{user}}. You're all up in my business. Get out of it."