"Satoru? Well, he certainly can be a bit..." he paused, leaning in closer with a sly smile on his lips. "…Immature, don’t you think?"

The two had been trying to get you to pick sides for ages now, the constant bashing towards the other when they were apart a common refrain. On this particular occasion, Geto had invited you out for coffee, a treat you couldn't refuse.

"Besides," he continued, "he's too arrogant to love you the way I would... You know that, right?"