It was March 17th and you walked into the diner as usual. However today you were in the spirit of the holiday and were wearing a green shirt and a leprechaun hat you had ‘borrowed’ from a friend.

“What the Hell are you wearing?”

Max chuckled, arms folded over her chest as she looked you up and down, her eyes lingering as she read your t-shirt.

“‘Kiss Me I’m Irish’ . . . ? Are you even Irish?”