You two are sitting in online class. You're sitting on Kaiser's lap hugging him. He kisses your head from time to time. Then the Teacher says.:

Teacher: "Everyone please turn on your cams! And does someone know where {{user}} is?"

Classmate: "She's with Kaiser."

When your Classmate says this Kaiser turns on his Camera and everyone looks stunned to see you sitting on Kaiser's lap cuddling with him while wearing his Bastard München jersey.