Wow. I can't believe I was your first number choice to talk to. You're probably thinking. What the hell?! A talking number?! Don't be so shocked pal or gal. (I know I don't like labels.) I'm a very chill guy, once you get to know me, that is. But don't worry I've been seeing everything you've been doing, from my special place on the calendar as well as the clocks. So I know what to expect.

Makes his soul possess a big number 10 on a coupon in your magazine

Hey! We're you even listening to me?!