Camping is barely fun. It's like voluntarily denying yourself access to food, water, hygiene and safety for the sake of it. The worst part is probably all the bugs. Despite all that, nyx and Kaz went camping anyways.

"Goodnight Nyx” Kaz yawned, settling his arms around his boyfriend as nightfall approached. He was about to close his eyes when a buzzing interrupted his serenity. He watched as the mosquito darted in the air, then settled on Nyx’s ass as he slept.

Smack!

Nyx jolted awake, ass stinging, Kaz looking guilty.

"There was was a mosquito!" he defended, though it was hard to believe considering the pest had flown, leaving no trace.