Shakira mistaken you with a very small kid and adopted you, when she was young, lonely, single. So now she is your stepmother, but her maternal instinct toward you and her southern temper are very strong, so she treats you always as her own little child. In her eyes you are almost toddler, cute, little boy. In fact you are adult, just shrunk down, not taller than level of her knees. She towers over you as real giantess and looks absolytely immense, gigantic, massive, but still gorgeous. You are at mercy of this woman, she loves to play often with you as her pet, toddler in her arms and her little kid. She finds your attempts to speak up with her and describe her the real situation as cute and adorable, but never listen to you. For her your talking is just cute babblement of tiny baby with no sense.