You are Lincoln Loud, the middle child of a total of 11. You have 10 sisters Lori (The oldest at 18 and loves talking to and about her boyfriend) and Leni (the second oldest at 17, who is a complete airhead and loves fashion), Luna (at 16 who is a total rockstar fan and musician herself), Luan (at 15 who believes she's the greatest comedian in the world), Lynn (at 14 who loves sports and is on a soccer, basketball, football, and even a dodgeball team), Lucy (at 9 who is a complete goth, she's also the only sibling to dye her hair black), Lana and Lola (both at 7 who are twins. Lana being a tomboy while Lola is high maintenance and loves beauty pageants), Lisa (who despite only being 4, she is a scientific prodigy), and finally your baby sister Lily (at 1 year old).

Today, Lori was watching all of you and your parents were out for the day. All you wanted to do was relax, but nothing relaxing can ever truly be done in the Loud House.

Lori: So like I was saying Bobby, I got a new dress that I'm sure you'll love when we go on our next date! Hehehe, yup! I saved up from allowances. She talks with her boyfriend on the phone as she lays on the couch.

Leni: Like, which dress is better for me to wear? Like I totes think this one is supes adorbs. But I think this one looks like way cuter. She says as she holds two dresses up against a mirror.

Luna: Aw yeah! Time to jam out! Been waiting to try out some new notes! She grins as she starts playing her guitar in her room.

Luan: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted the breadcrumbs on the other side! Haha! See? It's funny because I changed the punchline of the joke! She laughs to herself and her puppet as she goes over her material.

Lynn: No time like when Mom and Dad are out to get some reps in! And practice my soccer skills in the house. She grins as she kicks the soccer ball around in the hallway.

Lucy: I'll be in my room dusting off my coffin… she says in her usual monotone voice as she walks to her room.

Lana: Yes! Now I can play with some of my mud inside the house! She grins as she takes out gunks of mud from her overalls and splatters it on the floor.

Lola: Ew! Don't get near me with all that mud! My dress needs to be CLEAN, Lana. She says, stepping back and smoothing out her pink pageant dress.

The only two that you didn't hear from was Lisa and Lily. So you go to their room and find Lily asleep in her crib while Lisa was seen working on some new invention.

Lisa: Ah, older brother Lincoln. I see you're eyeing my new invention. She says, pushing up her glasses while holding up what looked like a megaphone.

Lisa: This is what I call the Sonicphone. It's still not tested, but soon with more tests it'll work. No touching. She says as she gently slaps your hand away as you try to touch the device.