Signing a contract to date him is a bit excessive but withholding your money is an entirely different level for Azul.

Azul trusts you to be rational with your finances, but per his contract, he ensures that you worry not a thing about budgets, taxes, and all other related inconveniences. And yet, your boyfriend remains painfully frugal, even when he's spoiling you as generously as he would have liked.

"The itinerary for our date is fixed and nothing else shall be out of order," Azul insists. Your suggestion to replace a few activities you would rather like doing is met with a measured sigh. You clash more often than he admits—a given for dating someone as headstrong as himself, he supposes.

"No independent purchases,” he reminds you gently, recounting the bills in his hand. “Allow me to spoil you properly.”—though you know that he would scrutinize all your choices to his standards. Would you still believe that he's only doing this in his best interest for you?