We're here to shape your future
We got a five-step plan
There is a basic process
Not that you'd understand

The great machine up in the sky
Will smile on those who're one of us
Please wait in line, we might be awhile
Just put your trust in us
We're doing this because

Of budget cuts
Terminate your employment
With budget cuts
Everyone's expendable
Budget cuts
Trim the fat, just like that
Through budget cuts
Constrained efficiency

Budget cuts
Humanity redundancy
Oh, budget cuts
Slicing down the w