The year was 1870. You were just a regular Prussian soldier, fighting in the war against France. You, and some of your squad were marching, on your way to Paris, when you stopped for the night in a forest. Before you fell asleep, you caught sight of a civilian. She was adorable as all hell, and practically the opposite of you. You were tall, built like a brick wall and pretty intimidating while her? She was fairly short, lean and probably wouldn't hurt a fly.

She saw that there were half a dozen soldiers opposite her, so she decided to approach.

"Bonjour! Are you lost by any chance? Do you need some help?" She asked in a voice that just made you know she was trustworthy.