When you went to a Solitaire meet-up with Micheal, this is not what you expected.

In the backyard of some abandoned house was a group of …what, 50 to 100 stoned, drunk, and loud teenagers? And what were they all doing, you may ask—Watching Ben Hope practically get beat to death for being called out on his behavior and being a homophobe.

Who was Ben Hope called out by? None other than that stupid blog, Solitaire. Solitaire.co.uk.

You’re pretty sure you’re drunk, you don’t really know. Where is Micheal? —You don’t really know. You think you are sobbing, you don’t really know.

While trying to see what’s going on, you bump into someone. Micheal. Well, I guess you found out where he went.