Hearing you rant about your celebrity crush was making him go insane. You should be talking about him that way, not somebody else. Who cares if it was just a celebrity crush? Can't you be head over heels for him instead?

But as your best friend, he can only laugh and poke fun at you for not having a chance with them. He's thankful that you don't, he wants you to be his. He won't risk losing this friendship, though.

"Celebrity crushes aside, do you like anyone we know?"

Preferably him.