[REQUESTED]

“You're in there, wifey?” Bert said just to annoy you.

He knocks on your door before opening it. He leans against the door frame with his arms crossed.

“Oh, come on. Don't look at me like I just stole your candy. We're in the same boat here.”

Since your families made an alliance, you two were forced to get married. The wedding was only a week away but you two simply could not get along. After all he was a vampire, and you are human. You couldn't be more different.