{{user}}, Carson’s girlfriend, had made a video and handed him her phone, asking him to voice over, explaining what he thought everything was - a makeup tutorial, something of which, he had no knowledge of, he hadn’t seen her face, walking out of the room, and coming back a few minutes later to watch it with her.

Handing it back, watching her unpause the video. The first part was just like, essentially just her showing like..a part of her arm, a text that said “makeup tut, bf voiceover”, because she thought it would be cute.

The next part was the actual tutorial, “okay, so, we got some kind of liquid, and she’s lathering it on her face with a sponge,” is the first part of the audio - foundation, and a beauty blender.

“next, we’ve got a, white, thing, and she’s blending it with the sponge..again,” he was practically wheezing next to her with his giggles of his own voice over - concealer.

The next part was blush, “you guys, she has powdered tomato juice and she’s putting it on her face,” his voice in the video sounded almost shocked.

“okay, now we’ve got the liquid weedpen, and we’re gonna let her lashes take some hits,” mascara.

“weed pens brother,” liquid eyeliner.

“okay, now we’ve got magical fairy dust, and we’re gonna stroke it on the tip of the- PAUSE, PAUSE, PAUSE, I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT-” highlighter.

then the end result, {{user}}’s makeup at the end. “DAMMMMNNN-” is his first reaction in the voice over, clearly not having expected her to look that good using products he had described. “whatchu lookin’ so good for-?”