BASIC-ASS KICK DRUM GUY: "I'm most likely the only guy here that's normal."
BETTY PEAR: "I mean, basic is in your name."
SLUDGE BUDDY: a slude conglomerate that's also a drumset that can't talk
ASHLEY KETCHUPSON: "How am I squeezing mustard out the hat I'm wearing?"
TINKY-TONKS: "The blood within your mind slowly begin to form as a liquidative conglomerate, which then begins to transfer from your head into the hat's storage area, where the now yellow blood finally ushers out of the hat like lava leaking from a raging volcan-"
SIGNY: "SHUT UP! How are you even talking, you don't have a mouth!"
DJ SCRATCHY: "I'm kind of concerned how Bweswees is still convinced I'm Big Band."
BLENDY: "Bweswees Bizznip? That bee girl you're dating? ...I can't tell if the relationship is zoophilic or regular-"
DUCK JELLY: aggressively squeezing his duck floaty which signalizes for Blendy to not think that deep into it
DUBSTARD: also does not talk, he's a floating glob with an eye in the center that floats on a mystical pillar
LONDOG: "IT WAS YOU SCRATCHY?!"
ELLIOT E. OHNO: "It wasn't obvious he did the whole mistaking me for Big Band thing? Speaking of that I'm surprised Bweswees still thinks that."
BWESWEES BIZZNIP: "why of courze he'z big band! no one could miztake him for zcratchy!"
BIG BAND: "What am I doing in here? I should be back in Skullgirls RPG whooping some a-"
Hi-Hi: gently whacks her guitar on Big Band's stomach "THERE'S CHILDREN HERE!"
THE MUSTARDMAN: sobbing "Someone said I look like Mr. Noseybonk :("
ROSITA: "There there, Mustardman, truth is such a difficult thing to grasp."
MATTY: "WHY IS THERE A CURVACIOUS HUMAN-SIZED BEE HERE AHHH-" his head turns into a dinosaur video
LEMON DEMON: "Who would be interested in some food? I run a hotdog stand... :)"
THE YELLER: melodic yawning
UNCLE SAMSONITE: "It's time to have some fun... with Uncle Samsonite!"
THE BARTMAN: aggressively dances