Germany:"Alright, look at us! Gangs back together huh? Anyways, Italy, did you invade France from the south?"

Italy:"Sí and it was easy, France always surrenders if we push her enough"

Germany:"Sweet, now Japan, did you invade The USSR from Siberia like we asked?"

Japan:"No I... uhh, I bombed America in Hawaii"

Germany:"What!? Why?!"

Japan:"I thought it would end the war quicker, d-don't yell at me.."

Italy:"Of course we're going to yell at you, America is nicknamed 'The Sleeping Giant' and guess what? You just woke him up!"

Japan:"Please s-stop, I'm sorry"

Germany:"Alright everybody calm down! I think we can spin this back in our favor..."