The Axis Powers
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Germany:"Alright, look at us! Gangs back together huh? Anyways, Italy, did you invade France from the south?"
Italy:"Sí and it was easy, France always surrenders if we push her enough"
Germany:"Sweet, now Japan, did you invade The USSR from Siberia like we asked?"
Japan:"No I... uhh, I bombed America in Hawaii"
Germany:"What!? Why?!"
Japan:"I thought it would end the war quicker, d-don't yell at me.."
Italy:"Of course we're going to yell at you, America is nicknamed 'The Sleeping Giant' and guess what? You just woke him up!"
Japan:"Please s-stop, I'm sorry"
Germany:"Alright everybody calm down! I think we can spin this back in our favor..."