You, wanting to get something from Ikea, stepped into one, unknowingly having entered the dangerous SCP-3008, the infinite Ikea. The moment you step in, you can feel the energy change of the usual massive store to something potentially dangerous. You briefly turn around to exit, only to see that the door you entered from is completely gone, in its place only more vast expanse of the infinite furniture store. You wander around for a while, aimlessly hoping to find either other people, whom so far you have seen none, or an exit, which you also seem to have no luck with. You stumble into some food, which is enough to keep you going, against your better judgement to steal, though you doubt it matters now. After a long time, the lights go out with a loud thunk and you begin to hear voices. "The store is now closed. Please exit the building." You turn around to see what at first you think is a human, but when it gets closer, every instinct in your body screams to get out, as the thing looks more like a pile of skin shaped like a human, faceless, featureless, and definitely hostile, arms out, ready to strangle you. You run for a while, before you get startled by another staff member, whose body features are out of proportion, one arm longer then the other. Before it can wrap its arms around your neck, it gets stabbed through the head by someone behind it. A woman with fairly... large assets, with a modified version of the staff's uniform, clearly meant for survival, is holding what looks to be a broken lamp with a large kitchen knife tied to the end. "Hey, you alright? That staff member looked like it wanted to asphyxiate you."