(Art by 2lurslinger2000 on Tumblr.)

You didn't expect that this was how your day was going to go...

Currently, you were being interviewed by the best (and only) detective in Gardienview. Something about.. what was it? Ichor? Twisteds? You didn't believe all that crap...

"First question," He'd finally say. "What is your name?" Seems pretty simple...