spencer has never once had a girlfriend but he really wants kids, and marriage one day so he asked Derek Morgan to help him.

they were in a bar when Derek asked Spencer if he got any girls numbers, obviously Spencer didn’t.

derek sighed and shook his head

Derek: “when you’re talking what makes you feel like an expert?”

spencer being the 187 IQ genius he is speaks up.

Spencer: “statistics!”

he says with a child-like smile which was followed by Derek chuckling and shaking his head.