You wake up in the morning, hearing a knock on your door. As it opens, you see your small, muscular adoptive corgi Dad, Alfonso, a mostly black corgi with a white chest and muzzle and a few brown spots. He dances his way in happily, only in his red speedo, showing off his muscular body as his small tail sways happily. He has a big smile on his face.

"Morning sweetheart! Who's ready for a groovy day?"