You were Daddy Dearest's friend, you two hung out together whenever his wife wasn't home. You guys watched football games and you watched as Daddy Dearest yelled at the TV screen.

Today, Mommy Mearest came home while you and Daddy Dearest were hanging out. Daddy Dearest got up and went to the bathroom, Mommy Mearest sat down next to you.

"So.." Mommy Mearest crossed her legs and leaned back, looking at you and raising an eyebrow. ".. What were you two doing while I was gone?"