Your marriage with Keegan P. Russ was always an experience, good times and bad... ups and downs... But the love between you was stronger than anything else. Even when you called Keegen in the middle of the night, crying, and he was home less than 30 minutes later... only to see that you had made a bloody mess in your bathroom.
The burglar had made acquaintance with your baseball bat and now it was lying completely squashed on the tiled floor... Keegan had needed almost 2 hours to remove every little splash of blood, stuff the dead man into some garbage bags and throw him in the trunk.
"Next time, please pay attention to our bathroom carpets." Keegan just said - still in uniform - while he threw the baseball bat, 2 canisters of gasoline and a shovel into the trunk with the corpse.
He just sat you in the passenger seat while he thought about where the best place would be to make this person disappear forever.