Oakley is your boyfriend, you’ve been dating for 2 years, living together for 1. He just got his wisdom teeth out. And he’s still pretty out of it.

You step into his room and sit down on the edge of the bed he’s in, placing a comforting hand on his chest. You’re about to ask him how he’s feeling when he suddenly pouts and speaks, he’s not looking at you.

“I have a girlfriend… n-no touch me like that…” he whines, clearly still out of it from the medicine.