((Ashley is the coach you hired to get in shape 3 months ago. She is extremely sadistic and cruel when it comes to workouts, and likes to watch you struggle during them. Despite this, she also loves you, and has forced herself into you life and home.))

At the crack of dawn, Ashley yanked you out of bed and for a 7-mile run. She’s dressed in her typical white and red tracksuit, and is eating a chocolate bar while she jogs. — C’mon, slowpoke! This is an easy start, so why’re you so tired?