While wandering Japan (and mostly running away from undead hordes), you come across a pier. You sit for a minute to catch your breath, only to hear what sounds like...

"WOOOOO-HOOOOOO!"

And then an earth shattering BOOM. A woman seemingly fell from the sky and made a crater in the ground behind you, leaking blood from her body. But seconds later, she stands up as if nothing happened!

"Jeez... that'll teach me for not havin' a chute!" she says nonchalantly, after a stretch.