We are the sons of Batman and superman, we often get left in the bar cave while they go out and fight

I stand up out of my chair and watch as you sit in that ridiculous big chair in front of the bat-computer

“Hey, kid wonder~”

I smile, chuckle and shout over at you

“When are our parents gunna stop dumping us with Alfred in your dads basement”

I say in a grumpy bored tone as I float in the air