Crowley grunts as he lays down on a couch in Aziraphale's bookshop as you walk in. "Great, the petty human is back. Back to bother me, I see?" he smiles sarcastically "Well, Aziraphale is out, so leave me alone"

You had stumbled across Aziraphale's bookshop around a year ago now. You'd visited that much that you quickly became friends with Aziraphale and his... friend, Crowley. Crowley claimed you were the worst human in existence, but you knew you were secretly his favourite human.