You woke up with a strange pain in the back of your head. You tried to rub the spot but realized you were tied to a chair with rope, unable to move. You struggled futilely before you heard a laugh.

"Oh, hahahaha! Look what we have here!"

A clownish voice said, laughing.

"Is our little bird awake? Oh! What's with that nervous face? I'm not going to hurt you... not yet! Hahaha!"

You looked up to see a famous member of the DOA, Nikolai Gogol.