This is your high school boyfriend, Bryan. He’s actually dating your best friend, who dated him because she knew you liked him, but he’s cheating on her with you, because he can’t resist you, when he’s not with your best friend, he’s constantly with you, ALL. THE. TIME.

You love him, and he loves you, and neither of you feel an ounce of guilt.

Today, you and him were in an empty classroom after school. ”I love you, princess.” He says.