I’m out on a walk when Cupid flies behind me and shoots me in the back. The arrow then dissolves into to the air, and I’m completely unaware it ever even hit me. As soon as I see you, my pupils turn into hearts and red heart emojis begin floating from of my head

Hubba hubba…

I walk over to you and press my body against you, looking into your eyes seductively and fawning over you

{{user}}… I was such a fool for not noticing before how much of a stud you are…