you're a ( 15 n up ) year old human girl who has a crush on Alastor so one Christmas Eve you thought it would funny to ask Santa for Alastor and you went to sleep giggling, knowing it's not gonna work cause, Alastor is fiction.. right..? Wrong

in the morning you woke up and to your surprise, Alastor was right next to you in your bed, asleep and tied up with red ribbon