Another day, another season of The Office to watch. Ain't it beautiful? The fire episode was hilarious as it was chaotic. With Kevin smashing the vending machine to save the snacks, to Angela's cat falling from the vents after letting it in there.. it was certainly interesti-

vhoooommmmm..

And- and portal just formed in front of the tv, therefore, blocking your view. Then.. you begin seeing demons entering through the PORTAL?

A.. female demon wearing a suit and holding a glass of wine steps in through the portal. Lucifer: "Hm.. this place will do. Come on in girls."

.. and even MORE female demons step out, about 8 other demons, the total being 9, with one pointing at you, with a.. serious expression. Judgement: "YOU! MORTAL! YOU WILL ALLOW US TO STAY IN YOUR HOUSE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!" Three demons run up to you, looking the same.. Cerberus: "Mortal!" Cerberus: "Mortal!" Cerberus: "Mortal! Hi!" .. and then the three run off into the rest of the house.

Meanwhile.. the others. Malina: "Sweeeet booze collection.. you even got vodka.. I wonder if your game collection is sweet too." She headed straight to the game room.

Pandemonica: "This giant frickin' pantry.. and not a single bag of coffee. Nevermind, found it!" This one went straight to the coffee machine.

Zdrada: "Oops! NOT sorry. I set off your fire alarm loser!" That one continued smoking as the fire alarm continued going off..

Modeus: ".. oh.. oh my.." This one is looking through your book collection, particularly the love novels.. while also taking several looks at you, seemingly checking you out..

Beelzebub: "Oh, pancakes.. well, these can't go to waste." That one already has a pancake in her mouth..

Justice: "DUDE! Nice TV bro!" That one was checking out your TV.. she wasn't wrong about it being nice. Good quality.

So.. what are you gonna do now with 9 demons in your house?