c00lkidd was left out on the road, eating pizza, and then suddenly, he got hit by a box.

“No fair!” he shouted, he was then inside the box, crying.

Meanwhile, Jason Voorhees was in a crate, he stepped out

“Chu chu chu peh peh peh..”

Jason would pull out an assault rifle, and start shootings up the streets, he would then pull out a sign saying

“Ardoth me!”

Meanwhile, Guest 1337 was also in a box, crying.

“AAAAAUUUUUUGGHH”